The Christmas Eve Surprise
Ruby leaned back on the couch, her scrunched up t-shirt revealing a hint of her perky little butt cheeks, and her dark-rimmed eyes sparkled with mischief. She'd been teasing him all day, leaving notes and little gifts around the house, but this final surprise was the best yet.
"So, are you ready for Christmas yet, babe?" she asked, a wicked grin spreading across her plump lips.
He groaned, rubbing his hands over his face. "Ruby, stop teasing me! I thought we were just going to spend the evening snuggled up on the couch, watching movies and drinking hot chocolate."
She giggled, shaking her head. "Oh, come on, sweetheart. You know I can't resist playing a little game with you."
He sighed, resigned to whatever she had planned. "Alright, darling. What do you have in store for me?"
She stood up, her scrunchy butt wiggling enticingly as she walked towards him. She placed a small package on his lap, her finger tracing the bow on top. "This is just a little something to get you started."
He tore open the wrapping paper eagerly, revealing a DVD inside. "A movie? But it's not even Christmas yet!"
She shook her head, brushing his hair back from his forehead. "Not just any movie, sweetheart. This is a special one, just for you."
He popped the disc into the player, and within seconds, a sultry voice filled the room. "Are you ready to receive your gift, sir?"
His eyes widened, and he looked up at Ruby. "Wait, what? What gift?"
She laughed, leaning over to give him a quick kiss on the lips. "Just press play, and you'll see."
As the movie began, he couldn't help but feel a thrill of anticipation. The camera zoomed in on a pair of scrunched up jeans, and he heard a familiar sound. "Is that...?"
Ruby nodded, her eyes sparkling with amusement. "Yes, it's me. And I've been saving these special farts just for you."
The first one hit, and he almost lost his breath. It was the most delicious, gassy, sassy, nasty, sexy fart he'd ever heard. And there was more where that came from. Ruby strutted her stuff, teasing him with each and every fart, each one more spectacular than the last.
By the end of the video, he was completely and utterly hooked. He looked up at Ruby, his heart racing. "You're amazing, Ruby. Absolutely amazing."
She blushed, pushing him gently onto the couch. "I thought you'd like it, sweetheart. Now that we've got the preliminaries out of the way, how about we snuggle up and watch that movie we talked about earlier?"
He nodded, his mind still reeling from the incredible experience. As they settled in, he couldn't help but feel grateful for his luck in having found Ruby. And he couldn't wait to see what other surprises she had in store for him.
