Warning: wet and loud farts! deep underground, i’ve been experimenting with survival foods, but sometimes my experiments go very, very wrong… maybe it was the eggs, or some radioactive ingredient, but i can’t stop ripping huge, wet farts today! my stomach is churning so much that i think i’m gonna end up burning a hole in my couch! this stomach ache had me crawling through the house until i made it to the bed, where i finally laid down and let out the rest of my toxic gas.
