Hey sweetie... step-mommy is sad again. yes, it happened again. i got stood up on yet another date... but i know why this time. it's because i'm pregnant and gassy, ofcourse. i can't ever find any men that will let me fart in their face and i don't know why! honey, i hate to ask you again but... do you mind having another special date with mommy? you know, like this last time... remember? that special night that we stayed together and had our fun little "fart date"... you will? oh step-son, you are the best boy in the whole world! i don't know why i even bother trying to date other men when i have the best boy ever right here! step-mommy loves being able to fart in your face and you love it too, don't you? are you ready to sniff some sexy farts from pregnant step-mommy's butthole? good boy! let's have some fun tonight for our second fart date!