Sweet aries comes over like she always does — loud, annoying, and already on my nerves. the moment i open the door and let her in, she starts farting like it’s her main objective for the day. she plops down on the couch and keeps ripping fart after fart, completely unbothered while i complain nonstop. she knows it’s gross. she knows it’s annoying. that’s the whole point. eventually she gets tired of hearing me complain, grabs me, and drags me into the bedroom to really make her point. that’s when she starts farting right in my face, laughing every time i react. sweet aries doesn’t apologize. she doesn’t slow down. she just keeps blasting her farts inches from my nose, enjoying every second of how annoyed and uncomfortable she’s making me. an annoying homegirl, nonstop farts, face-level gas, and sweet aries laughing the entire time while she gets exactly what she came for.
