We were just chilling on the bed, nothing serious—me and my girlfriend nola vibing. then outta nowhere, she ripped a juicy fart right next to me. most guys would’ve laughed it off or ignored it… but not me. i leaned in, nose first, and took a deep sniff. the look on her face said it all—what the hell are you doing? she questioned me, caught me in the act, and i couldn’t hide it anymore. i owned it. i told her straight up i love sniffing her farts. and instead of running, i made her roll over so i could bury my face and inhale every blast she let out. at first, she was weirded out… but after a few more nasty farts, she started smirking, laughing, and actually enjoying how much i was addicted to her gas. call me a creep if you want—i’m the fart sniffing creep, and i wouldn’t have it any other way.
