I went to the nurse’s office at fart university because i needed help… i was too gassy, and i couldn’t hold it anymore. nurse hershey told me to relax and showed me different positions to make the farts come out easier. i bent, stretched, and followed her instructions—and each time, more gas slipped out of my ass. she even gave me a demonstration of her own, farting right in front of me so i could “see how it’s done.” the whole office filled with stink as we both laughed and let it out. this wasn’t medical care… this was pure gassy relief.
