A Green Dork's Cruise Adventure
I bet that title has you wondering what she is talking about?! Well, I, Long Toe Sally, took Dork on a cruise. That just happened to be to the cold in Aug. But don't you worry! I kept him so warm. He was stuck deep in my buttcheeks. And if that was not warm enough for him, I farted so much! Actually more than usual on this cruise!
I figured out close to the end what was causing this stomach ache - it was the honey! WTF?! They must have been mixed with corn syrup which I can't have. Well, the dork was warm but oh my gosh the farts were so rancid!
One time I was on the dance floor, and I farted with him in my butt crack. The smell was so bad; I quickly moved further away from where I was when I farted because I didn't want to be associated with that awful smell!
Long story short, I went to Greenland; it was cold, but Dork was warm and cozy! But then the smell and the only air he had to breathe was that rancid gas! Omg so funny! He was turning green at that smell, I'm sure! You just need to watch this to get the full picture haha!!
I also farted him plenty more in this vid as if to prove a point haha too funny!
