A Sneaky Dork Shrinks Within My Buttcrack
As I entered the posh gym, my pert ass swaying to the beat of my own music, I couldn't help but feel a sense of power. I was Long Toe Sally, the reigning mistress of farts and asses, and today would be no different. My fans eagerly awaited another one of my famous flex shows, where I would showcase my enormous booty and gassy capabilities. Little did they know that today's performance would involve a surprise guest hiding within my buttcrack: the dork.
I had discovered this tiny man while taking a luxurious bubble bath earlier that morning. He had wandered into my home, no doubt drawn by the powerful scent of a long-simmering fart bubble bath. Amused by his pathetic attempts at escape, I had decided to keep him as my own personal pet.
Now, as I started my routine—a mix of squats, lunges, and twerks—I couldn't resist showing off the dork from time to time. The camera loved it when I bent over, ass cheeks clenched tight, and revealed his dirty, tiny form pressed against my crack. The viewers at home would go wild for this addition to my repertoire.
Despite the occasional burp or whiff of intestinal gas, there was no farting during the actual workout. This was part of my charm; I never broke wind during my performances because I believed that saving it up made for a more powerful finale. The dork, however, seemed oblivious to this unspoken rule. As I tightened my buttocks in an effort to make him more comfortable, I could feel him rumble deep within my crack. Somehow, he managed to add a bit of chaos to my otherwise perfect routine.
Finally, I finished my workout and walked over to the mirror to admire my handiwork. My ass cheeks gleamed with sweat, and the dork's presence added an extra layer of filth. As I preened before the camera, I couldn't help but wonder what the viewers at home were thinking. Were they as enthralled by this unexpected addition as I was? Only time would tell.
With a final wiggle of my hips, I stepped off the mat and made my way towards the shower. The dork, still wedged in my buttcrack, let out a contented sigh. We were both looking forward to a long, hot shower and the chance to really get to know each other better. Little did he know that I had big plans for him. Plans that would involve stretching his tiny body to its limits and making him a permanent fixture in my ever-expanding ass.
