Zoe awoke with a start as her phone buzzed beside her. She reached over to silence it, only to see that it was her best friend Melissa texting her. With a groan, she sat up in bed and rubbed her eyes. It was barely even morning; she knew Melissa had to have some sort of emergency for her to be texting so early.
She grabbed her phone and read the message: "Can you come over? I need your help with something." Zoe frowned, puzzled by the cryptic message. She threw on a robe and slipped her feet into some flip flops before heading out the door.
As she walked to Melissa's house, she couldn't help but wonder what could possibly require such an early visit. Maybe Melissa had gotten into some trouble at work? Or maybe she just wanted to hang out and watch movies all day. Whatever it was, Zoe knew she'd be there for her friend.
When she arrived at Melissa's house, she was greeted by a grinning Melissa in the doorway. "Morning, Zoe! Come on in. I've got a little surprise for you." Zoe walked inside, still confused about what could possibly constitute a surprise at this hour of the morning.
As she followed Melissa down the hallway, she noticed a distinct smell wafting towards her. It was sharp, pungent, and reminded her of... well, she couldn't quite place it. Whatever it was, it was definitely strong.
Finally, they arrived at Melissa's bedroom. Zoe could see that the room was a mess; clothes were strewn about the floor, and there was a distinct odor in the air. She looked at Melissa, who was grinning from ear to ear. "Close your eyes and open your mouth," whispered Melissa, her voice filled with excitement.
Confused but curious, Zoe did as she was told. She felt a warm, soft something brush against her lips, and then another. Suddenly, she realized what it was. Melissa had farted on her face. Twice.
Zoe couldn't believe what was happening. She opened her eyes and stared at Melissa, who was bouncing up and down in excitement. "Isn't it amazing?" she asked, her voice full of glee. "I just ate a huge breakfast and my stomach was feeling all funny. I thought maybe you'd like to experience it too."
Zoe couldn't help but laugh. This was one of the most bizarre mornings she'd ever had. But as she continued to breathe in the smell of Melissa's farts, she couldn't deny that there was something... arousing about it.
As they stood there, breathing in each other's farts, they heard a knock at the door. Zoe looked at Melissa, bewildered. "Who could that be?" she whispered.
Before Melissa could answer, the door swung open, revealing Zoe's older brother standing there, a look of shock on his face. "What the hell is going on in here?" he demanded.
Zoe turned bright red, unable to speak. Melissa just grinned and shrugged. "We were just hanging out, Josh," she said, nonchalant. "Is there a problem?"
Josh glared at them both before stomping off down the hallway. Zoe turned to Melissa, still trying to process what had just happened. "I... I don't even know what to say," she managed.
Melissa laughed and swept her into a hug. "Don't worry about it, Zoe. Let's just go get some breakfast and call it a morning." And with that, they headed out the door, still giggling about their unexpected morning adventure.
