Classy N Gassy - classy what whey protein does to me

Pov you are my boyfriend and i just got back from the gym and you greeted me with a protein shake. that is so nice of you, you are always doing so many helpful and considerate things for me. i am lucky to have you. it was a yummy shake but while i am talking to you about my lift and showing you how flattering my leggings are i let out a fart! i ask you what kind of protein you used in my shake and that is when you reveal you used whey protein. what?! you know that gives me such bad gas! it seems you did this on purpose. well you caused this, now i am going to be farting all day and i have no intention of holding these farts back! you caused this so you are going to smell all these farts!