Classy N Gassy - classy spandex farts before the big game

Pov i am a volleyball player and you are my teammate and we are gearing up for our big rival match. as i bend over to tie my shoes a fart sneaks out! oh my gosh. what bad timing, we are about to have a big game and my lunch is just now starting to wreak havoc on my guts and now i am super gassy. i have to get these farts out before the game! i rip ass in my teeny tiny spandex shorts until i get out every single last fart!