Classy N Gassy - classy nurse farts save your life

Pov i am the nurse watching over you while you are in a c–a. the doctors prognosis isn’t good. he says your heart beat keeps getting weaker and weaker by the hour. i look through your notes and see your past visit history stating that you have been to the emergency room multiple times with pink eye caused by your ex girlfriend farting in your face. i also notice that one time she farted so many times in your face that your heart rate rises so high that you almost had a heart attack. it’s against doctor patient confidentiality rules but i am determined to save your life so i call your ex girlfriend to see if she has any more information about these farting situations and what they did to your body. after our phone call its obvious that the only chance i have of saving you and raising your heart rate to a normal healthy level and wake you up is by farting in your face the stinkiest farts i possibly can. i begin farting and quickly realize my nurse uniform, while very skimpy, is blocking the stink from fully penetrating you so i strip naked and blast you with nude farts to hopefully save the day. do you think my farts can save you?! watch to find out!

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