Classy N Gassy - classy breaking in new blue jeans

I just bought a new pair of dark blue jeans. they fit me so well and are so flattering, the only problem is they have not been properly broken in yet. meaning they need to be farted in, a lot! well good thing i’ve got a tummy full of gas to pass and ready to break in these jeans with loud and rumbly denim farts. i moan after each and every fart and make the sexiest fart faces, reveling in the satisfaction and relief each toot brings me. i finish off by pressing my denim-y ass cheeks against the wall and ripping some final farts and i am astonished and giggle by the sound it creates!