Pulsifer Paprocki - Fun with My Fartsniffer

A fart-hungry fan crossed the ocean to smell my farts! i indulged in sugar-free candies, and oh boy, did i pay the price. a gnarly tummy ache and an endless supply of toxic gas had me feeling like a human balloon about to pop. luckily, my trusty fart sniffer, persian prince, was on standby, salivating at the prospect of sucking up every last whiff of my raunchy, bubbly farts. he dove in headfirst, burying his nose between my plump, juicy booty cheeks, inhaling deeply as i let out a symphony of stinky symphonies. it was like he was in fart heaven! the smell was intense, one he described as tasting like broccoli!