Classy N Gassy - classy the ultimate stinky experience

Pov we are dating and you forgot a towel before taking a shower so being the wonderful girlfriend i am, i bring one to you. i end up locking the door behind me and you are wondering why i did that. little do you know i have some plans for you. on top of bringing a towel, i also brought a seltzer water and i take a drink and burp. i then rip a fart! i cannot stop farting! i also did not wear deodorant today so my pits are super musty, and with the door locked you are stuck in here with me and all of my stink! i keep burping and farting and make you smell my armpits. the bathroom fan is broken and you are just at the mercy of my stench. what do you think is the smelliest? my burps, my farts, or my musty pits?