Classy N Gassy - classy breaking rules

I am house sitting for my friend while she is away on a work trip. i need to make sure the house stays safe and clean, that her cat is fed, and that her plants are watered. she did however lay out one rule for me to follow. that rule is that i am not allowed to have guests over. obviously you are my boyfriend and i want to spend time with you and who am i to waste this perfect opportunity of having this whole house to ourselves?? so i invite you over anyways and as we are sitting and talking i let out a fart. i am so embarrassed. i cannot believe i just farted in front of you for the first time. my face turns read but i notice your dick gets hard. come to find out my farts turn you on and the fact that my farts turn you on, turns me on! i am so gassy that i continue farting for you as i tell you to pull out your cock and give you jack off instructions that end in a cum countdown and you explode your load all over my ass!